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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm like a bird, I only fly away
    I don't know if i'm horny

    Artist: Nelly Furtado
    Real Lyric: I'm like a bird, I only fly away, I don't know where my home is



    The story:

    Age 9, on the way to primary school with my mum, after recently learning the word 'horny' and i mangage to relate 'being like a bird' with 'not knowing if im horny'! However, i still maintained these words were the real lyrics and continued to sing them whilst her friends were round later that night. I'm now 20 and these lyrics are always remembered when this song comes on!

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