I'm like a bird, I only fly away
I don't know if i'm horny

The story:

Age 9, on the way to primary school with my mum, after recently learning the word 'horny' and i mangage to relate 'being like a bird' with 'not knowing if im horny'! However, i still maintained these words were the real lyrics and continued to sing them whilst her friends were round later that night. I'm now 20 and these lyrics are always remembered when this song comes on!