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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm gonna harden my heart. I'm gonna swallow my tea herbs.

    Artist: Quarterflash
    Real Lyric: I'm gonna harden my heartI'm gonna swallow my tears.



    The story:

    I always used to sing this song, among others, in the shower at home. After the dinner rehearsal for my wedding, our wedding party went out to a karaoke bar to have some pre-wedding fun. My maid of honor and husband-to-be both suggested I sing this song because "it sounded so good when you sang it at home". They totally set me up, although my husband later swore he thought I sang it wrong at home just to be funny. The best part was that I sang it 'my way' throughout my entire performance because I thought the lyrics on the screen were wrong. Once I sat down my maid of honor got up and explained my performance to everyone at the bar.....I was mortified!!!!

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