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    I'm gonna get married every night

    Artist: Lou Bega
    Song: Mambo No. 5
    Real Lyric: A little bit of Mary in my life,

    The story:

    Me and my sister were round at our next door neighbour's house when I was only about 9, and she put the CD on. I heard that line, and I said, "What a stupid line, 'I'm gonna get married every night!'!" They were like, "um, those aren't the words, he's singing about all different girls!"

    I was VERY embarrassed!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/29/2002 8:39 am

    Age it happened

    9

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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