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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm chomping at the bit, and my
    Palms are getting wet, sweating bollocks.

    Artist: Megadeth
    Real Lyric: ChorusI'm chomping at the bit, and myPalms are getting wet, sweating bullets.



    The story:

    Well my brother and I, rock fans, were discussing what songs we liked at the time, and I was amazed at how rude this song was. I listened over and over again but it always sounded like he was shouting, quite happily, about sweating bollocks! I say to my brother (older) 'god have you heard those lyrics?'. Me being his eternal little sister was absolutely shocked that I could've thought such a thing. He told me it was 'Sweating Bullets' and I just dissolved into laughter. I don't think my brother will ever see me in the same way...

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