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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a little man, but I'm oh so evil, I sell weed to
    kids, I sell weed to kids

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Song: This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race
    Real Lyric: I'm a leading man, but the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate

    The story:

    Well I'd heard this tune so many times over the
    radio, blaring from my hot stepsisters room, and one
    day I decided to learn how to play it on acoustic.
    While I was learning, sat on the toilet, she was
    outside and as soon as I sang those words, she
    laughed and I farted really bad.

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    Submitted by

    bandu89

    Submitted on

    4/24/2012 2:32 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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