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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm a black evil girl in a fantasy world
    Dress me up, make me fight, I'm your dolly

    Artist: Aqua
    Song: Barbie Girl
    Real Lyric: I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world Dress me up, make your time, I'm your dollie



    The story:

    Well, I always thought I had my lyrics right (and thought they were kind of racist) until I went to a 90s retro club with my friends and they played said song. I immediately made a comment, "Whoever wrote this song was rather racist, talking about black evil girls and all. And what do they have to do with Barbies, anyway?" Needless to say I was made fun of the whole night.
    I think I have a real gift for mishearing lyrics and other mondegreens.

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