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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll make you a deal

    Why can't I penetrate?

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Sweet Thing
    Real Lyric: I'll make you a dealLike any other candidate...

    The story:

    What can I say, I was a horny kid. And Yaoi was a good way to
    get it out of my system. Anyway, after Dave decided he was
    straight, after all...nuts.

    But considering he was singing from the point of view of an
    underage male prostitute....hmmm.....

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    Submitted by

    teleny

    Submitted on

    10/5/2015 11:55 am

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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