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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be your angel on call, I'll be on demand, the
    greatest stoner of all as your guardian.

    Song: Guardian
    Real Lyric: I'll be your angel on call, I'll be on demand, the greatest honor of all as your guardian.

    The story:

    Well, it's technically been months, not years, but
    still. Both me and my sister misheard it in that way
    been really wondering what's so great about being a
    stoner, now every time this song is on the radio I
    laugh. Usually while I'm driving.

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