I'll be the b***h she turns on, she'll be nine two, I get off, I'll be the lose bat she blows, and even with the lights out we'll grow

The story:

At a birthday party for a friend we were taking turns belting out random songs, and my turn came and I couldn't think of one, but I'd memmorized Glow from the radio. So I got up on this desk/stool thingy and started to sing, and I got to the chourus and a girl there started laughing, so I asked her why the song was funny and she told me the lyrics. I just said "Duh, I was kidding around you idiot!" and kept singing it.... *hides in shame*