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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'll be home, a baby xzylophone, waiting for you.

    Artist: Foundations
    Real Lyric: I'll be home, I'll be beside the phone waiting for you.



    The story:

    It didn't take me that long. I was about 10 years old and the song played on a really cruddy transistor radio. I knew it could be the right lyric. I found out what the real lyric was, and, because I thought it was so stupid I never revealed it to anyone lest they think I was brain damaged. Of course, something this stupid has to get out eventually. I told my wife a couple of years back. She asked me how old I was when it happened. I told her I was 10. She said, "I thought you didn't smoke dope until you were in high school. That's too dumb for a non-stoner."

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    Gods damn, somebody else heard it my way too...

    AgProv Feb 17, 2010 11:50 am