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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If you're filled with infection you're too shy to relate, medicate my erection.

    Artist: John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John
    Song: You're The One That I Want
    Real Lyric: If you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey, meditate my direction.

    The story:

    A friend of mine was telling me how much she loved the movie GREASE. I agreed that it was a great movie at the time it was released but questioned why they would allow Olivia to sing about a venereal disease. My friend was confused, so I sang it to her. After asking me if I was serious, she burst out laughing and told me how stupid I was.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    2/5/2002 8:14 am

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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