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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

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    If she would dance that would be gay.

    Artist: The Beastie Boys
    Song: Girls
    Real Lyric: If she would dance, I would DJ.

    The story:

    It wasn't too embarrassing. I was singing with my roommate in college, so she was the only one who heard. She corrected me.

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    Submitted on

    4/11/2002 1:49 pm

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I thought it was 'if she would dance I would be gay" as in happy! its such a goofy song it always made sense to me!

    theeariesqueen Aug 19, 2008 3:34 pm