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    If it weren't for ya gumboots where would ya be?
    You'd be in the hospital or in Germany.

    Artist: Fred Dagg
    Song: The Gumboot Song
    Real Lyric: If it weren't for your gumboots where would ya be?You'd be in the hospital or infirmary.

    The story:

    My partner had been singing this iconic New Zealand song for about 20 years in her modified version until I heard her singing it about two weeks ago..... I don't think Germany really cares about our use of gumboots.

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    Submitted by

    psychokinetic

    Submitted on

    12/14/2008 3:32 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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