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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I was still around
    Walk me through
    I am your sacred cow
    And I'm your secret too

    Artist: Fall Out Boy
    Real Lyric: If I was still aroundWalk me throughI am your savior nowAnd I'm your secret too

    The story:

    I was listening to it one day and I sang the line
    "I am your secret now" as "I am your sacred cow"
    and my sister looked at me like I'd grown three
    heads and proceeded to tell me that it's "secret
    now", not "sacred cow".

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