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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I want some balls, I've got my own.

    Artist: Jennifer Lopez
    Real Lyric: If I wanna floss, I got my own.



    The story:

    I was in the car with some of my girlfriends. As girls (naturally) do, we all started singing to this song when it came on. Well, my friend Jamie started looking through the CD case for a CD to put in, and while the girls were talking about which CD they wanted to listen to, I kept singing along to the radio. I didn't think I was wrong, and I just belted out "IF I WANT SOME BALLS, I'VE GOT MY OWN!" Needless to say, I was corrected.

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