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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If I kiss you wearing shorts,
    If I kiss you wearing shorts,
    Will you feel better, better, better,
    Will you feel nothing at all?

    Artist: Regina Spektor
    Song: Better
    Real Lyric: If I kiss you where it's sore,If I kiss you where it's sore,Will you feel better, better, better,Will you feel anything at all?

    The story:

    Unfortunately (or fortunately if you will) I discovered in the solitude of my own home and did not get to laugh about with anyone.

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    Submitted by

    motherofturds

    Submitted on

    6/22/2008 3:53 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    Wow, I never even thought about it like that

    Roleta Jan 08, 2009 2:23 pm