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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If i die before i wake,
    At least in heaven I'm a snake

    Artist: OPM
    Song: Heaven Is a Halfpipe
    Real Lyric: If i die before i wake, At least in heaven i can skate

    The story:

    It was one of my friends, who was singing it and the rest of us just stared at her, thinking she was joking and then burst out laughing when it was clear that was what she really thought

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/23/2002 1:15 pm

    Age it happened

    17

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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