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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "If I could f**k the world"

    Artist: Of Mice and Men
    Real Lyric: "If I could find the words"



    The story:

    A friend showed me this song and after hearing
    it, I asked, "Why does he want so badly
    to...er...f**k the world?"

    My friend looked at me with a puzzled
    expression.

    "Well that's what he says! 'If I could f**k the
    world, if I could trace back time, would you
    still be there?'"

    Then my friend starts busting up laughing.
    "It's 'FIND THE WORDS!'"

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    Pretty funny!

    Marcus Feb 28, 2015 9:11 am