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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    If everybody had a notion, across the USA, then everybody'd be
    surfin' like Californi-a

    Artist: The Beach Boys
    Song: Surfin' U.S.A
    Real Lyric: If everybody had an ocean, across the USA, then everybody'd be surfin' like Californi-a

    The story:

    I thought the point of the song was simply that, if folks just thought
    about it, they'd realize that they should jump in the car and go
    surfing!

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    Submitted by

    DaleMorris

    Submitted on

    8/30/2011 6:13 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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    I always thought those WERE the lyrics. "Ocean"?

    stillfirstinspace Oct 19, 2011 3:38 am