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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd just allow a fatman on your wife to wander free.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: I'd just allow a fragment of your life to wander free.

    The story:

    One of my friends who was an Elton John fan was impressed by my knowledge of song lyrics and asked me if I could write down the lyrics to some of her favourite songs so she could learn them. I leapt at the chance to impress her and duly transcribed "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me". i was so caught up in the task that I never stopped to actually think about what I was writing down. She came back to me immediately after I'd given her the lyrics and simply said, "I don't think that's right." I argued saying that I was pretty much 100 % sure I was right, and we actually had a falling out over it. It was only a year later when my parents bought the "Best of..." that i goot to see the actual lyrics. Thankfully she had forgotten all about the incident since then.

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