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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'd be happy and be merry
    Life would be a dingleberry
    If I only had a brain

    Artist: Wizard of Oz Soundtrack
    Song: If I Only Had a Brain
    Real Lyric: I would dance and be merryLife would be a ding-a-derryIf I only had a brain

    The story:

    One day my mother sat me down and soberly explained that some words that were Bad Words also had non-profane meanings, such as b***h or **s. This careful explanation backfired the next time our family was watching and singing along with The Wizard of Oz. Turns out that 'dingleberry' was not one of those words.

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    beatlefan

    Submitted on

    3/28/2008 12:11 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

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