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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I would be the smallest ant
    If I was Invisible
    Wait I already am

    Artist: Clay Aiken
    Song: Invisible
    Real Lyric: I would be the smartest man If I was invisibleWait, I already am
    The story:

    I was in homeroom with my Clay-loving friend and I had Invisible stuck in my head so I proceded to sing it . . . loudly. When I came to that part, my friend started laughin like crazy and asked me, "Did you just say 'I would be the smallest ant?'" and I responded with a duh. She explained the real words and I felt really stupid.

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    Submitted on

    11/19/2004 12:24 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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