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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    i wont go, i wont sleep and i cant breathe until youre *** is here with me

    Artist: Dido
    Song: Here with me
    Real Lyric: i wont go, i wont sleep and i cant breathe, until your resting here with me

    The story:

    Listening to it on my discman on the train and singing it out loud.. this guys taps me on the shoulder, laughing hard out and corrects me.. everyone else holding back their laughter.

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/7/2003 5:54 pm

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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