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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wish I had a Pennsylvania mustang
    Then I could do some cruisin' too

    Artist: Jimmy Buffett
    Song: Pencil Thin Mustache
    Real Lyric: If I only had a pencil thin mustacheThen I could do some cruisin’ too
    The story:

    I was at my first Jimmy Buffett concert in Camden NJ and was hearing the song for the first time, singing along. My friends heard me and laughed incredibly hard.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/2/2003 4:20 pm

    Age it happened

    29

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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