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Latest Misheard Stories

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I went to the doctor and guess what he told me
Guess what he told me
He said go to bed and try to have fun
No matter what you do

Artist: Sinead O'Connor

Song: Nothing Compares 2 U

Real Lyric: I went to the doctor and guess what he told meGuess what he told meHe said girl you better have funNo matter what you do

The story:

I was driving in the car with my husband and children when this
song came on the radio. My husband began laughing when he
heard my version of these lines.

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Submitted on

6/25/2012 9:28 pm

Age it happened

36

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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