I went to London and I,
I put myself in Apple pie...

The story:

I never really questioned why Morrissey would like to put himself in
pie. My mum's a massive Smiths fan so I grew up listening to their
songs and just accepted the weird lyrics. One day I was singing
along and suddenly my mum just started laughing hysterically. As
soon as she was able to speak normally again she told me what he
was really saying. Hmpf. That doesn't make that much more sense...