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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I went to church in a speedo
    when everybody rose
    the reverend smith, he recognized me
    and punched me in the nose

    Artist: Alice Cooper
    Song: No More Mr. Nice Guy
    Real Lyric: I went to church, incognitoWhen everybody roseThe Reverend Smith, he recognized meAnd punched me in the nose

    The story:

    not much of a story, I just always thought thats
    what it said. I just figured he just went to raise
    hell at a church in a speedo.

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    Submitted by

    star2D2

    Submitted on

    6/5/2011 12:00 am

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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