Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 122,396 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    I wear goggles when you are not near.

    Artist: Macy Gray
    Song: I Try
    Real Lyric: My world crumbles when you are not near.



    The story:

    I thought this was the real lyric for at least 2 years. One day I was acting out the lyrics with a friend and during the chorus cupped my hands around my eyes like goggles and she first of all nearly peed in her pants, then informed me that I'd been gravely wrong. It truly sounds like it. . .go and listen to it!

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!

    lol!!! i wonder why the poor person would need to wear goggles when their loved one isn't near??

    starlight Aug 24, 2009 8:51 am