I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
--- Bought the tender cakes ---
For the gods they made

The story:

Singing along to the song after hearing it hundreds of times over
the years, I finally realized that the lyric made no sense. I thought it
was some some veiled reference to Marie Antoinette.

I had to look up the real lyric, which makes a lot more sense, but I
still like mine better.