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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was hoping the train
    Was my big number
    Taking the Santa Fe and the Atchinson Topeka
    But we're chugging along, Dunaway by the crossing, and
    Could be heading for Poland, or Limbo or Lower Manhattan
    Find myself running around

    Artist: Rufus Wainwright
    Song: I Don't Know What it Is
    Real Lyric: I was hoping the trainWas my big numberDocking to Santa Fe and the Atchison TopekaAnd we're chugging along, turned away by the crossing handWe'll be headed for Portland, or Limburgh or Lower ManhattanFind myself running around
    The story:

    I'd always wondered what he meant by "the crossing hand", and it wasn't until I saw him in concert and subsequently looked up the lyrics online that I realised that I was mistaken. (He puts on a fabulous live show, by the way.)

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    Submitted on

    11/18/2005 11:43 am

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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