I was heading for church
I was off to drink human-ade

The story:

WEell, I thought since she was heading for church and he was drinking humanade that they were saying she was very opposite from him. She was religious and he was evil but they still loved each other. Then one day like 2 years after the song became a hit I realized how stupid that would be so I looked up the lyrics, but no one else knows about this so this has to be a secret between you and me.