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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I was driving in a fat man's red underwear
    When a voice in my head said "Wear high heels."
    Well, the baby's cryin', guess I need you here
    And it's a half-assed whore so I'm shifting gear

    Artist: Golden Earring
    Song: Radar Love
    Real Lyric: I've been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheelThere's a voice in my head that drives my heelIt's my baby calling-Says "I need you here"And it's a half past four and I'm shiftin' gear

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    Jamming old tunes with a guitar buddy. I said "I
    don't know the lyrics." He said "Try anyway." I sang
    what I heard. He stopped playing and said. "WHAT!?!"
    I will never hear that song again without
    visualizing a bare-chested, over-amphetamined
    trucker in red long johns and high heels speeding
    home to his radar love...."

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