I was born in a class five hurricane

The story:

When I met my wife who was a musician we were in the car listening to this song. I started singing and after the first line, she looked at me and said, "Making up your own words?" I said no, that's what the words are. She started laughing at me and said, "You better go get a hearing aid!". She then told me what the real words were and then I realized I had had a mondegreen all these years.