I was a lonely teenager, drunk and f**ked,
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck

The story:

I was at a disco (remember those?) with my wife - late 70s?. This song came on, and I sang my lyrics quite loudly (I had imbibed a little by then). She looked embarrased and told me the real words were "drunken buck". I always thought this was so until I looked them up on the Net about five minutes ago!