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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I want to see a baby, baby, baby, painted black!

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I want to see you paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it black!

    The story:

    My sister and I were playing Guitar Hero recently
    and, since I am not very good at it, I let her be
    the guitarist while I sang. As we neared the end of
    the song, my sister suddenly doubled over laughing,
    causing us to lose the game. I was completely lost
    until she started gasping; "It's PAINT IT, not

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