The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was trying to be cool, singing this song along with the radio in the car with my wife, my 13 year old son, and 11 year old daughter. My wife gently informed me that the singer was not singing about dancing with a green bean. At first I denied that I had sung that lyric, then admitted that I had. I think my lyric is better, kind of in a Jolly Green Giant commercial sort of way. Now, my kids call it "The Green Bean Song".
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/19/2001 9:37 am
Age it happened
49
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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