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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna live like colored people
    I wanna see whatever colored people see
    Wanna sleep with colored people
    I wanna sleep with colored people like you

    Artist: Pulp
    Song: Common People
    Real Lyric: I wanna live like common peopleI wanna see whatever common people seeWanna sleep with common peopleI wanna sleep with common people like you
    The story:

    Well, it wasn't really embarrassing. I had this little music player up, and I didn't see the title, so I was like, "Why are they singing about colored people? Don't they have a hard time performing this to colored audiences?" But yeah. I was wrong. But it's fun to sing.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    12/20/2005 4:11 pm

    Age it happened

    12

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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