I wanna know how the river feels

The story:

One in the morning, bored in bed, the lyrics of an old country song came to me: "I wanna know how the river feels."
I got out of bed to download the song from the internet. However, when I typed in my version of the lyrics, nothing was popping up. "Hmmm," I wondered. After typing in several variations of how I thought the lyrics went, I came across a combination that worked, found a likely candidate for the correct song name, and verified its correctness on youtube, where I enjoyed the ridiculously funny music video that solidifies kenny chesney as the sole country singer that kicks a large amount of **s.