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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna kiss you but your lips are peppermint poison.

    Artist: Alice Cooper
    Song: Poison
    Real Lyric: I wanna kiss you but your lips are venomous poison
    The story:

    I was listening to the song with my friends on holiday, humming along as I hadn't heard it properly before (I recogised the tune but I had never actively listened to the song), and as the chorus finished, I frowned, confused. Peppermint poison? Was there such a thing? I waited for the next time it was said, and heard the same thing. The third time, I asked one of my friends, "Is that 'peppermint poison'?"
    She said, "Huh?" as any normal person would do confronted with those very random words. I told her what I was hearing, and asked if that was really what it said. She put the song back to the beginning, listened to it carefully, then started laughing. "No, it's 'venomous poison'!"
    She proceeded to tell all my other friends my mistake, and it became an in-joke for the rest of the week.

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