The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was listening to the oldies station with my mom and I said "Why on earth do they wanna hear a funky chicken dance? I mean, you can't hear chickens dancing!"
She just stared straight ahead and said "Lord, give me strength..."
Yeah, ummmm...I'm not the brightest person on the planet.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
10/7/2007 4:45 pm
Age it happened
16
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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