I wanna dance with vacancy,
Drive through texas in a black limousine,
I wanna see some heaven before my pie.
I wanna pair of pecan wheels that catch the lights upon the ferris wheel, but what I really want I just can't buy.

The story:

I was in that ridiculous phase of writing down song lyrics to learn them by listening to the song on tape and stopping the song and rewinding it every 2 seconds. Aged 11, I dilegently did this with Debbie Harry's "I want that Man", one of my favourite songs of the moment. I would wander around school singing all the words proudly, but not distinctly for anyone to distinguish what I was actually saying. One of my friends was so impressed, she asked to borrow my copy of the lyrics, so I brought them in to school. So, there I was, sitting by the lockers, surrounded by admiring girls & boys, feeling very proud and cool, when my friend started to read the lyrics out loud. No sooner had she started than the truth became clear and she, and my whole class laughed at me for a good half hour. I didn't live it down for months.