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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I wanna be your lover
    I wanna turn you on, turn you out, all night long, make you shout
    Oh, lover! yeah
    I wanna be the only one you cook for

    Artist: Prince
    Song: I Wanna Be Your Lover
    Real Lyric: I wanna be your lover I wanna turn U on, turn U out All night long, make U shout "Oh lover, yeah!" I wanna be the only one U come 4

    The story:

    My sister actually misheard these lyrics and was musing about how selfish it was to want to be the only recipient of someone's cooking. It was kind of embarrassing to explain what it really was.

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    Submitted by

    turabiannights

    Submitted on

    6/2/2008 9:07 pm

    Age it happened

    24

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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