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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I walked alone between some old adobe hussy enders.

    Artist: Pat Boone
    Real Lyric: I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas.



    The story:

    It wasn't long ago actually - I heard that song a couple of times
    over the years. I had never heard of "haciendas" (or understood that
    it was a Spanish word) and the only meaning of "adobe" I knew of,
    was the company who makes Photoshop. I'm not a native English
    speaker and had that song in a sort of "state of suspended
    understanding" like most other lyrics. I think it suddenly dawned on
    me when I heard it again - and wondered why I had allowed those
    nondescript "hussy enders" all the time: for some reason I
    associated them with "hazy horizons" (a Dutch synonym for
    "horizon" is "einder").

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