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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I took my troubles down to Madame Woo
    You know that gypsy with the polecat stew

    Artist: The Clovers
    Real Lyric: I took my troubles down to Madame RuthYou know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth
    The story:

    At about age 50 (five years ago) I was talking to my brother, an oldies fan, about this song and how I'd never understood the first two lines. Told him what I understood and he smacked me upside the head -- "You've been living in China too long! There's no such thing as a Chinese Gypsy. There couldn't be a "gypsy" named "Woo!"

    Then he explained he error of my ways. I'd been hearing it wrong for probably 40 years.

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