I still hear him screaming "where do I hide?"
An' all he asks I say Urig's inside

The story:

My friend and I were listening to music and I said something like: "Man, I love this song, but I never understood who Urig is. Is that like some viking god?" My only response was a blank stare with a long pause and then almost non-stop pointing and laughing. I promptly searched for the lyrics online and was just as promptly subjected to ridicule ...again.

I still like my version better... what? It makes sense if you've never actually listened to the rest of the words in the song!