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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I still don't have the pizza and you don't have the time

    Artist: Maroon 5
    Real Lyric: I still don't have the reason and you don't have the time



    The story:

    My family was coming home from the Festival of Trees (we live
    in Utah) and it was December at the time, and on the way
    home, Makes me Wonder came on the radio. I started singing
    along, and at the point where I said that, my parents started
    laughing hysterically. I stopped and asked, "What's so funny?"
    And my dad said, "Did you just say you didn't have the
    PIZZA?" And I said, "Yeah. Isn't that what it says?" And my
    mom said, "No, Kaleb, he doesn't say pizza." I was a little
    surprised, because it always sounded like Adam said pizza,
    though I wasn't sure why. But now I say pizza because it
    sounds funnier. xD

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