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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I should've learned to roll around
    Wearing my sex suit riding my pony on a cattle drive

    Artist: Toby Keith
    Song: Should Have Been a Cowboy
    Real Lyric: I should've learned to rope and rideWearing my six-shooter riding my pony on a cattle drive

    The story:

    When I was with a close friend of mine singing country songs with a friend, trading off verse to verse (she would sing one verse and i would sing the next)and i sang my version causing she and her too hot for words brother to go into fits of laughter. Now her brother always makes sure to mention that he's wearing his "sex suit" when i'm around.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/12/2003 4:32 pm

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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