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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I see a Renoir and I want to paint it black

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want to paint it black

    The story:

    I saw the Tim Burton movie Batman with a date, and I was totally impressed by the scene of Jack Nicholson as the Joker and his thug friends trashing the Gotham Museum. It was great! There was even a reference to the painter Francis Bacon. I was raving like this while driving back from the film with my date when it occurred to me that "Paint It Black" would have been the perfect song to put in this scene. My date, exasperated, asked why, and that's when I sang out the misheard lyric. He corrected me and then I broke up with him.

    We were not on the same wavelength at all.

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