I say love will come to you
Hoping just because I spoke the words that they’re true
As if I offered up a crystal bottle of poo
Where there’s now one there will be two

The story:

Just now, when singing along, I realized that I never actually knew the lyrics, but had been singing along and blissfully singing out "Crystal Bottle of Poo" at the top of my lungs, when no one else could hear the music.