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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I sailed away to China
    In the middle of North Divinia
    And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned
    ...
    Ain't nothin' gonna break my stride
    I'm fighting in a one touch round
    Oh-no, I got to keep on movin'

    Artist: Matthew Wilder
    Song: Break My Stride
    Real Lyric: I sailed away to ChinaIn a little row boat to find yaAnd you said you had to get your laundry cleaned...Ain't nothin' gonna break my strideI'm running and I won't touch groundOh-no, I got to keep on movin'

    The story:

    Singing it for my family 25 years later and realizing I have no idea where 'North Divinia' is or what a 'Fighting in a One Touch Round' is supposed to be. They just never provided lyrics with those old 7".

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    Submitted on

    12/30/2007 8:20 am

    Age it happened

    32

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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